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George Carlin Says Tax the Churches -


TAGS: carlin churches politics taxes
Rating: 3.86/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 7:55 pm
Carlin’s the man
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:55 pm
Last of the great satirists. Jon Stewart who?
StoneTools - June 9, 2013, 1:40 pm
so, is it safe to a**ume that you feel the same about the liberals getting non profit status, for instance, the OFA (which is blatantly pro obama) and was already approved with minimum paperwork while right leaners were penalized for not being liberals?
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:30 am
I thought they upgraded from a wall to a hologram?
Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 11:44 pm
The whole point of tax exemption meant no direct influence in politics at all. Sadly, the wall of church and state has as many holes in it as a US immigration policy.
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
No one is claiming George Carlin for their own, just those willing to accept logical, unbiased resolve of that which demands resolution.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:47 pm
Is that why you're constantly talking about lefties and Obama followers?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:04 am
You have issues, don't you? Just because 1 or 2 people do something, why does that define a whole group?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 9:37 am
That was a quick 1L ;-) What's the matter, it's George Carlin! You know, the guy that right-wingers here are trying to claim for their side. I guess they don't want that ridiculous notion spoiled for them...


AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




CHUCK NORRIS DEFEATS THE NAZIS -


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - July 23, 2017, 8:09 pm
Amazing, yeah? He defeated the Nazis three days before he was born!
Thedewd - July 23, 2017, 1:31 am
Chuck was born on Mar 10, 1940
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:31 am
Hasn't every boy once said their father was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Story was told by Chuck Norris to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:30 am
True story. The son of Bruce Lee was fishing with Chuck Norris's son. A man came up and starting talking. Impressed by their etiquette, he asked the boys who their fathers were. One boy said,"Bruce Lee!" The other said,"Chuck Norris!" The man left annoyed
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:28 am
Don't get it. Nothing against Chuck


IT'S OK TO DEGRADE WOMEN - If You're A Comedian, The Women Are Conservative, And You Donated $1,000,000.00 to Obama.


TAGS: schummer hypocrisy obama libs maher
Rating: 4.63/5

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inflatedego - November 18, 2017, 8:57 pm
It's fun watching liberal grow a conscience


Liberal Hypocrisy -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Democrat -




ROMNEY'S TRUE COLORS - Whaddya expect from the Democrazy of Taxachusetts??




THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE - from the one of the Constitution's greatest contributors - Thomas Jefferson


TAGS: church
Rating: 3.4/5

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NOT ONLY A MEMBER - The founder also




2016 - Chuck Norris for Prez




CHURCH & STATE -




Deplorable DNC Diva -




WISTON CHURCHILL - He'd have been a great American president: "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."




DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ'S EXCUSE - She had to pay for her own birth control




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




HYPOCRITES - "Sell your possessions and give to those in need." (California's Crystal Cathedral worth 57.7 million)




Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:53 am
Actually they based it more on the principles of the Enlightenment, such as the philosophy of John Locke. http://www.articlemyriad.com/influence-enlightenment-formation-united-states/
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 11:35 am
You're right. And the Founders didn't base the country on Christian values and schools were not held in churches either...
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:19 am
Are you trying to say we have no separation of church & state in this country? That would be incorrect.
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 8:40 am
There is no such thing. It is No State Church. Again, twisting the Constitution in an attempt to match an agenda. sad, very sad.


Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 5:20 pm
accepting that all the important parts are ridiculous is basically admitting it's a false religion though, not that they'd admit it.
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
I had a great conversation this morning with a Jehovah Witness that dropped by and we both agreed that god is not the man on the cloud. Almost no one believes that any more. But I do expect fundies to ignore the treaty of tripoly for their fantasy world.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:43 pm
Actually that would be the beliefs of Biblical literalists, like evangelicals, etc. Most Christians are not Biblical literalists.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
Good luck trying to convince the religious types of that... most of them believe a bearded guy on a cloud made everything 5000 years ago and fit 2 of all animals on the planet into a small yacht while flooding the planet for a month... facts are useless
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:02 pm
... all the others. In fact, that was the impetus behind Jefferson's Danbury letter, to a**ure the Danbury Baptists they would not be discriminated against just because of their denomination.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:01 pm
Curiously, reading through the material, it wasn't so much based on distrust of Christianity per se, but rather distrust between Christian denominations at the time. Each one wanted to make sure that no individual denomination had an advantage over ...
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 3:07 pm
I'm not saying the treaty its self needs to stand, but it does give us a look at the level of separation of church and state the founding fathers intended for America. It clearly displays there intention that religion never get in the way of policy.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
If you read the actual decision instead of the Summarized For Dummies version, you'll see it. http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZO.html
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:36 pm
I don't see anything in the ruling that supports your bs. You can read (or have read to you) the following: http://www.lawnix.com/cases/dc-heller.html
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:30 pm
You mean the part where they recognized that Second Amendment rights are subject to reasonable restrictions?
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:08 pm
Treaties mean nothing. As a reference look up the treaties we signed with the native americans. They were well worded and not worth the paper they were written on.
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:06 pm
ever hear of District of Columbia v Heller? You might want to look that up.
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:28 pm
I'm pretty sure the term "well regulated militia" appears in there somewhere. Anyone know which amendment that one is?
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:29 pm
into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Mohammedan] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility,[Muslims],—and as the said States never entered
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
Says the opposite in the Treaty of Tripoli (1796) as a matter of fact.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 5:09 am
*WHOOSH*
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
Nowhere in our constitution does it say anything about background checks for guns either.


schumer's idea -




" I'm Not A Dick Tator" -




SEMPER FI -




OBAMA.COM- MANCHURIAN PRESIDENCY - site owned by American living in China, site has ties to Chinese banks, site suspected of laundering foreign cash and 68% of its web traffic for donations is foreign. Is our presidency being bought by China?




PLEASE MR NORRIS - Have a go at the Democrats come November




PROOF FROM THE CHURCH OF CLIMATOLOGY - That man-made warming is responsible for disappearing bird populations




JOBLESS ADVOCATE SHOCKS ED SCHULTZ -




Separation of Church and State -


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 4/5

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Cannabal - April 27, 2013, 12:23 pm
Truth is, putting your hand on the Bible makes it a religious oath, but don't tell the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court that one.
PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 9:46 am
*Blink* Are you serious?? With all the conservatives fighting against reproductive rights, LGBT equality, trying to force religion into schools and discourage science when it clashes with their beliefs...?
JGalt - April 27, 2013, 8:49 am
funny, how that's not happening...for the most part


CHRISTIAN LEADERS - Have devised a new way to get people to come to church on Sunday. They borrowed the idea from Irish Catholics.




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think its wrong for religious leaders to be involved in politics, unless their names happen to be Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.




Democrats Retreat From Reality -




" WALKING, TALKING DOOMSDAY MACHINE " - China has dropped 97 percent of its holdings in U.S. Treasury bills.




A STRONG, CONFIDENT FEMINIST - Until the play gets a little rough. Then she hides behind her skirt.




CHUCK SCHUMER - "...the three branches of government, the house, the senate, the president..."




REAGAN ON THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE -




" THE END OF FREE SPEECH IN THE WORLD " - Top Egyptian cleric urges “the need for an international resolution (banning) any attack on Muslim religious symbols.”




DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ - "You just said the unemployment rate is going up since Obama took office, and it hasn't." putting dumb in dumb blonde




CELEBRATING AMERICA -




ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OBAMA'S COLLEGE RECORDS? - “Have you ever seen anybody go to such great lengths to not put something out? And when you generally don’t put something out, isn’t it because you’re generally hiding something?”




" PALESTINIAN DELEGATION TO THE VATICAN TO DISCUSS AGREEMENT WITH ISRAEL ABOUT CHURCH " - "Nice Church you got here, would be a shame if something happened to it"




DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ -




" BENGHAZI GATE " -




"Hard Drive Crashed" -




" AMERICA'S VERSION OF THE COMEDY CHANNEL " - Obama: "The world needs a strong America, and it is stronger now than when I came into office."


TAGS: 2012 uselection mittromney themanchurianpresidency themuslimbrotherhoodwhitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:51 am
Tonight's "debate" needs to be replayed on the COMEDY CHANNEL....
vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:49 am
HAHAHAHAA.... GOOD ONE!! 5/5


SWEENEY TODD - Doing more than Axelrod to get Obama reelected




"PRIORITIES" -




Merry Christmas ! -




John Tyler -




"You know you're Pro Communist, when....." -




" I HAVE A PHONE AND A PEN " -




SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL - "There is no such thing as a good tax"




2013 - OBAMA'S VERSION OF 'LES MISéRABLES' - When President Obama was first elected in November 2008, 30.8 million Americans were on food stamps. August 2012, 47.1 million were – almost 50 percent rise.




" DARK AGES COMING? " - Going back, back, back in TIME, all covers are framed in red! And yet, the TIME Magazine cover picture of President Obama, Person of the Year, is framed in grey.




YOU WANTED CHANGE - Chump change- you voted for the chump, hope you like the change!




SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS NOW CHURCH IS THE STATE -




ELIZABETH WARREN - Communist Wench




" THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY APOCALYPSE " -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Debbie Wasserman Schultz -


TAGS: schultz hypocrisy liberals bailouts
Rating: 4.56/5

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Zeitguy - October 11, 2014, 1:26 am
So many words that are left in space?


" EVEN THEY ADMIT IT ! " -




OBAMAGANDA - The Manchurian President does not want you to know the truth....


TAGS: manchurian obamaganda
Rating: 4.56/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 9:42 pm
http://theintelhub.com/2012/03/22/is-obama-a-cia-controlled-manchurian-president/


CHUCK HAGEL: FREAKING IDIOT -




THANK GOD THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS FINALLY AWOKEN - from the evil progressive siren song and declared war on the Obama administration




REAL CHRISTIANS - Don't talk about their "Muslim faith"


TAGS: manchurian incumbent
Rating: 4.47/5

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JGalt - September 14, 2012, 12:02 am
I don't know any Christians that would make that comment by mistake!
GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 9:43 am
OUCH!!!


The Idea of the Sacred -




'SAUVE QUI PEUT' - " THE SKY IS FALLING " - If the sequester lasts more than two months, there is a “about a ten percent chance” Earth suddenly falls off its axis and hurtle into the sun.




" VETERANS DAY 2009 " - Remember when voting, How he did not feel like saluting our National Anthem.




COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' -




LIBERALS - Pay attention to history!




Ingersoll on Church and State -




Theocracy -


TAGS: theocracy church state religion constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

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Renza - May 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
very true.
Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:10 pm
Nice one CanMan


RIGHT TO BE STUPID -




CHANGE - It's a comin, real soon




SCHUMER'S TALL TALE - Chuckie is already crafting the next recession as "The Tea Party recession" in the hopes of keeping the clueless one at the helm for 4 more years!




DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."




THE GREAT " UNITER - IN - CHIEF " - Obama: "I Don't Think Anyone Would Suggest I've Tried To Divide The Country"




" HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF " - It also started with a 'shooting'.




" INCOMING " - I think this man (Obama) really does believe he can change the world & people like that are infinitely more dangerous than mere crooked politicians. Thomas Sowell




" FORWARD " - I I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee an ice cream parlor. Feed me! Feed me!




THE RARE WILD ASSHAT -


TAGS: trump the chump
Rating: 3.86/5

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Doggit - April 5, 2013, 12:27 pm
That's one scary puss!
PapaFox - April 3, 2013, 12:31 pm
A "puss caterpillar." And as it turns out, they're extremely poisonous. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalopyge_opercularis
Doggit - April 3, 2013, 10:56 am
What the hell is that?


LOSER AND WINNER VOTE COUNT - Martha Coakley - 1,058,682 Scott Brown - 1,168,107 I thought Massachusetts was a Democrat State




WHY IS IT -




CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - My, how times change.


TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rudedog - February 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
Remember how democrats and republicans a**assinated their own president.


Query -


TAGS: church state religion constitution conservative
Rating: 3.67/5

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Curlyrocks - May 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
No no no Cannabal we've tried to explain it to you but one more time, when Christians do it it's cool but other religions are false so how could they possibly be expected to make just laws?
Renza - May 26, 2013, 12:20 pm
Why yes, I believe that is something they would say.


The Wall Between Church and State -


TAGS: church state religion theocracy government
Rating: 3.67/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2013, 11:52 pm
Forgive me, I couldn't shorten the quote without it losing its impact.
Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:07 pm
Almost scrolled past the Vik poster. Glad I didn't.
Cannabal - May 24, 2013, 8:13 pm
I just couldn't truncate the quote. And rest a**ured, I insist on being succinct.
Curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 8:12 pm
5L, But don't fall for the allure of the 500 page "poster" keep it short and sweet.


" CHANGE " - School for 'prophets' set to open in Tel Aviv.




FRED PHELPS - You can't stay alive forever. Can't wait to protest your funeral, you bastard.


TAGS: fred phelps westboro baptist church
Rating: 3.57/5

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PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 5:52 pm
Too right.


CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - Not just for liberals, but for all of us.


TAGS: separation of church state
Rating: 3.55/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 7:51 pm
Why is that so hard for some to accept?


MASSACHUSETTS! - THANK YOU!




CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - It protects both church and state




"NOTHING CAN BE OFF-LIMITS" - Then how about releasing those Occidental records?




CHURCH & STATE -




MASSACHUSETTS - Is the BAD COLOR




No Sharia Law! -




SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLER THAN OTHERS -


TAGS: separation church state
Rating: 3.17/5

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arnnatz - January 5, 2013, 5:58 pm
I don't think he even reads the posters that he steals. He just pukes them out from whatever site he's lurking on
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 5:29 pm
Hmm... From his posts, Vik seems to be more anti-religion (lately anyway). I'm a believer, but I strongly support church/state separation.
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 3:28 pm
Where have we heard that before?
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 3:05 pm
We've achieved peace in our time then. :)
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 2:28 pm
There is hope for America yet! See there? Something you and Vik have in common. And even I agree...to a point. Separation of church and state must also include separation of state from church.


" THE DEPARTMENTS OF JUST US " - Perez does not believe in the race neutral application of certain civil rights laws.




JOHN LOCKE ON TOLERANCE -




SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE - Pro and Con




" U.S. RELIANCE ON OIL FROM SAUDI ARABIA IS GROWING AGAIN " - Obama authorized the biggest Strategic Oil reserve releases ever :30,640,000Bbls ! More than Desert Storm & Hurricane Katrina releases combined. BOW BABY BOW !




TRANS-ATLANTIC LAUGHINGSTOCK - Chump manages to make an ass of himself internationally. Sorry about your ocean view...


TAGS: trump the chump
Rating: 2.82/5

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PapaFox - March 27, 2013, 6:44 am
Update: "SCOTS GIVE TRUMP THE FINGER": http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/news/content/view/full/131039
ipaprime - March 27, 2013, 12:40 am
sounds like revenge of the kennedys to me


IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




US CONSTITUTION - You don't get to pick & choose only the parts you like.




Church -


TAGS: church religion creationism conservative republican
Rating: 2.71/5

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Renza - April 25, 2013, 6:04 pm
We could only be so lucky...
Curlyrocks - April 25, 2013, 4:12 pm
Now if only government could operate free of intrusion from them.


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